Me - "Yes. I think? It sounds like I have a faulty device though."
Dispatch - "Sir, it's entirely up to you."
Me - "I have no idea. We don't have gas service, our heat isn't on. But our carbon monoxide detector is going off."
Dispatch - "What would you like us to do?"
Me - "That's why I called you."
Dispatch - "The safest thing to do would be to send someone to the house and check it out."
Me - "Then let's do that."
I'm not sure what the standard operating procedure is there. But the exchange was awkward. Regardless, we vacated. My wife took our kids on a car ride. They sent a truck with two very pleasant firemen to check the house. The didn't find a thing. We were all back in bed within 45 minutes. I got a lesson from the one fireman in how to decipher the beeps on my detector device. 3 beeps is Carbon Monoxide, 4 beeps is for smoke. I just woke up, it was loud. I wasn't counting beeps. But I didn't smell smoke.
DID I NOT JUST SAY I WANTED ADVENTURE? This isn't what I had in mind. But it is scary. Carbon Monoxide is colorless and odorless and it will kill you without warning. Unless you have a detector. I'm glad we played it safe with the kids and my wife.
Even though this was a false alarm, I would encourage everyone to get a Carbon Monoxide detector. It's worth the cost. I about flipped seeing the prices they charge for those things. Knowing that it probably costs about the same as a smoke detector. But because of the gas being colorless and odorless, it's going to cost you about 50 more dollars. Sorry, that's how my mind works. But I know we've all spent at least that much on stupider stuff. This will at least save your life.
That was my adventure yesterday. Oh. I set a course record for the Trail 5k I ran too.
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